When I need somethin' to help me unwind I find a six foot baby with a one track mind Smart guys are nowhere, they make demands Give me a moron with talented hands I go bar-hopping and they say last call I start shopping for a Neanderthal The bigger they come the harder I fall In love 'til we're done then they're out in the hall {Refrain} I like 'em big and stupid I like 'em big and real dumb I like 'em big and stupid What kind of guy does a lot for me A Superman with a lobotomy My fathers outa Harvard My brothers outa Yale But the guy I took home last night Just got outa jail The way he grabbed and threw me, ooh it really got me hot But the way he growled and bit me, I hope he had his shots The bigger they are the harder they'll work I got a soft spot for a good lookin' jerk {Refrain} I met a guy, who drives a truck He can't tell time but he sure can drive I asked his name and he had to think Could I have found the missing link He's so stupid you know what he said Well I forgot what he said, 'cause it was so stupid The bigger they come the harder I fall In love 'til we're done then they're out in the hall {Refrain} I like 'em big and real dumb I like 'em big and